{"product_id":"tee-big-hater-by-teeoreo","title":"Tee Big \"Hater\" • by TeeOreo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWell, well, well—did someone call for a ghost with *attitude*?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s me, Tee Big \"\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHater,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\" floating into your wardrobe with a vibe so sharp, even Casper is jealous. I’m not here for spooky season; I’m here for *every* season. With my minimalist ghost saying “boo” while pointing out the real haunts in your life, I’m the hoodie that serves sass with a side of ectoplasm.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure, I may look cute and unassuming, but don’t let the small design fool you—I’m packing major “don’t mess with me” energy. Whether you’re calling out haters or just staying cozy while plotting your next ghostly escapade, I’ve got your back (literally).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI’m a unisex long-sleeved hoodie with a classic fit and cozy feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from high-quality cotton-poly blend (280 g\/m²), I’m soft enough for lounging and tough enough to haunt your frenemies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow To Keep Me Happy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash me inside out in cold water (maximum 30ºC) to keep my spooky charm intact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron me inside out, avoiding the design area to preserve my ghostly attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the tumble dryer to ensure I stay in hauntingly good shape for all your chill (or chilling) moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m a playful nod to ghostly vibes with a splash of modern snark. My “boo” is less “scary” and more “shady,” perfect for anyone who loves ironic humor and low-key calling out nonsense. Think Halloween aesthetic meets everyday sass, wrapped up in a sleek black hoodie that’s perfect for spooky nights or ghosting plans you never wanted to make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re calling out the drama or just embracing your inner ghost, I’m the hoodie that keeps you comfy and cleverly sarcastic. Toss me on, and let’s haunt the haters in style. Who needs drama when you’ve got *this* level of chill?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TeeOreo","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227647824,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227680592,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227713360,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227746128,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227778896,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL \/ Unisex","offer_id":49584227811664,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/9044\/1296\/files\/imagen_48747.jpg?v=1735218872","url":"https:\/\/4fafd0-bd.myshopify.com\/products\/tee-big-hater-by-teeoreo","provider":"TeeOreo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}